Trump Burger Flips To Deportation Drama: Owner’s Double Life Exposed!
Houston, TX – In a jaw-dropping twist straight from the land of MAGA merch and “yuge” personalities, the mastermind behind Texas’s unapologetically Trump-themed burger chain has become the face of the very policy he praises: deportation. Roland Mehrez Beainy, the self-proclaimed “burger king” of President Trump fandom, now finds himself staring down ICE agents instead of grilling patties—and no amount of gold-leaf buns or faux Trump impersonators can save him now.
The Lebanese-born Beainy, just 28, shot to local fame by slapping the Trump name on everything from burgers to the lunchroom walls. But behind the red caps and Instagram spectacles, Beainy’s story sizzles with scandal. Feds allege he overstayed his visitor visa, tried to sneak a green card with a sham marriage, and even has a criminal record spicier than his jalapeño-cheese fries. The U.S. Department of Homeland Security claims there’s no proof Beainy and his would-be wife ever shared more than a takeout box—and his quest for citizenship went up in smoke.
ICE, clearly unimpressed with patriotic onion rings, snatched Beainy in May 2025. “Accountability applies regardless of what restaurant you own or political affiliations you might have,” barked officials—proving that in Texas, not even a Trump burger can build a wall to keep the feds out.
Still, the saga isn’t over. Out on bond and flipping burgers while awaiting a high-stakes immigration showdown in court this November, Beainy insists “90 percent of the s— they’re saying is not true.” Supporters fill his eateries hoping for a presidential pardon menu special; critics smirk that, for once, the deportation bus might just swing through “Trump Country” on official business.
As the political grease fire heats up and legal battles sizzle—including a much-publicized feud with his former business partner—one thing’s for sure: Trump Burger may be refuge for die-hard loyalists, but for Beainy himself, there’s no place like home… unless that home is overseas.
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